Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders<p>A Happy Feast of the Epiphany to everyone, and a huzzah for the 12th night of the 12th day of Christmas!</p><p>To those who celebrate according to tradition and not to corporate retail diktats - I salute you!</p><p><a href="https://noauthority.social/tags/NANC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NANC</span></a> <a href="https://noauthority.social/tags/12DaysofChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysofChristmas</span></a></p>
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Ele Willoughby, PhD<p>Epiphany is time for my <a href="https://spore.social/tags/linocut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>linocut</span></a> of Perchta, also known as Frau Perchta or Berchta (or Bertha in English), a figure from Alpine folklore, who visits during the 12 days of Christmas. Her name may come from “the bright one” or the German word for the feast of the Epiphany and her history is linked to white robbed goddesses like Holda who oversaw spinning and weaving or the goddess Frigg and 🧵</p><p><a href="https://spore.social/tags/printmaking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>printmaking</span></a> <a href="https://spore.social/tags/folklore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>folklore</span></a> <a href="https://spore.social/tags/Perchta" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Perchta</span></a> <a href="https://spore.social/tags/winter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>winter</span></a> <a href="https://spore.social/tags/Berchta" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Berchta</span></a> <a href="https://spore.social/tags/12daysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12daysOfChristmas</span></a> <a href="https://spore.social/tags/MastoArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MastoArt</span></a></p>
Quixoticgeek<p>My supposed true love has been arrested for people trafficking, animal abuse, and harassment. It's a really bad idea to send someone 184 birds in less than two weeks. And it's not legal to give people as gifts, let alone 180 of them.</p><p>If anyone knows good ways to clean bird poop out of stairs wells, carpets, balconies, and now it seams, a police car. Suggestions are welcome.</p><p>If you are going to give someone you love an excessive numbers of gifts. May I recommend books.</p><p>2/2</p><p><a href="https://social.v.st/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Quixoticgeek<p>The building shook and the banshees of hell screamed, as 12 drummers drumming, advanced up the stairs to my apartment followed by 11 pipers piping, and 10 leaping lords. By that point the stairwell was full, leaving 9 dancing ladies outside in the cold, along with 8 maids in search of a dairy & 23 bloody birds. This was the point the neighbours finally decided enough is enough. The police have been called. </p><p>1/n</p><p><a href="https://social.v.st/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with knowledge of New Testament toilets <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.h</span><span class="invisible">tml?s=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders<p>Gird your loins - winter storm a-coming just in time for the 12th Day of Christmas. </p><p><a href="https://noauthority.social/tags/NANC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NANC</span></a> <a href="https://noauthority.social/tags/12DaysofChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysofChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with the story of how King Hezekiah once ritually defiled a shrine to Ba'al with a latrine <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=</span><span class="invisible">mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with the story of how King Jehu once ritually defiled a shrine to Ba'al with a latrine <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/blog/51.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/blog/51.html?s</span><span class="invisible">=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with knowledge of Old Testament toilets <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/biblical_old.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/biblical_old.h</span><span class="invisible">tml?s=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with knowledge of New Testament toilets <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.h</span><span class="invisible">tml?s=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with the story of how King Hezekiah once ritually defiled a shrine to Ba'al with a latrine <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=</span><span class="invisible">mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with the story of how King Jehu once ritually defiled a shrine to Ba'al with a latrine <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/blog/51.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/blog/51.html?s</span><span class="invisible">=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Quixoticgeek<p>Yesterday I was woken by what I thought was the emergency alarm. But quickly realised it was something much much worse. How the bag pipes have not been banned by the Geneva convention will never cease to amaze me. The sound of 11 pipers piping in the stair well, along with 10 leaping lords, & 9 dancing ladies was something I did not want to wake to. Fortunately these 30 people meant the 23 birds and 8 maids in search of a dairy were still outside. FFS. Make this stop. Please.</p><p><a href="https://social.v.st/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with knowledge of Old Testament toilets <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/biblical_old.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/biblical_old.h</span><span class="invisible">tml?s=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with knowledge of New Testament toilets <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.h</span><span class="invisible">tml?s=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with the story of how King Hezekiah once ritually defiled a shrine to Ba'al with a latrine <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=</span><span class="invisible">mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 12th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with the story of how King Jehu once ritually defiled a shrine to Ba'al with a latrine <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/blog/51.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/blog/51.html?s</span><span class="invisible">=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 11th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with knowledge of New Testament toilets <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.h</span><span class="invisible">tml?s=mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders<p>He sees you when you're sleeping! He knows when you're awake! And he knows some of you already put up your Christmas decorations even though the <a href="https://noauthority.social/tags/12DaysofChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysofChristmas</span></a> aren't over yet! For shame!</p><p><a href="https://noauthority.social/tags/NANC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NANC</span></a></p>
Bob the Traveler<p>Today is the 11th day of <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christmas</span></a>! Impress your family with the story of how King Hezekiah once ritually defiled a shrine to Ba'al with a latrine <a href="https://toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=mb" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toilet-guru.com/blog/7.html?s=</span><span class="invisible">mb</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/12DaysOfChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>12DaysOfChristmas</span></a></p>
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