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A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. </p><p>&gt; ‘I don’t f—ing care’: Florida man allegedly ‘became upset’ about music during karaoke night and pointed his gun at another bar patron <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f</span><span class="invisible">-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/karaoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>karaoke</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
Hisstogramma<p>Florida Man. Wash your hands! <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJh8JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcIWBPNy2hJPIvRrNGjtDtus7JdkNe-p87t_RMsxfS_8SxDtUTFveI2jLQ_aem_VUVknnsjhul0ysg_4RIHOg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arstechnica.com/health/2025/03</span><span class="invisible">/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJh8JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcIWBPNy2hJPIvRrNGjtDtus7JdkNe-p87t_RMsxfS_8SxDtUTFveI2jLQ_aem_VUVknnsjhul0ysg_4RIHOg</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p>"Orlando police officer tracks down, returns lost stuffed animal to 6-year-old girl at airport"<br>A rare <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> post that doesn't suck donkey balls.<br><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-</span><span class="invisible">police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>"Man Wearing "I Never Argue" T-Shirt Busted For Violent Argument With Woman"</p><p><a href="https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/never-argue-bust-316258" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">thesmokinggun.com/buster/batte</span><span class="invisible">ry/never-argue-bust-316258</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Ironic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ironic</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Irony</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Mugshot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mugshot</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crime</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> being Florida Man. The bacteria was so rare it took doctors 2 years to figure it out. 🐷 </p><p>&gt; Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria <a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arstechnica.com/health/2025/03</span><span class="invisible">/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Note that <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> does not waste his beer. </p><p>&gt; Florida man takes joyride in stolen ambulance, then finishes beer before taken into custody: Cops <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-takes-joyride-in-stolen-ambulance-then-finishes-beer-before-taken-into-custody-cops/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-</span><span class="invisible">man-takes-joyride-in-stolen-ambulance-then-finishes-beer-before-taken-into-custody-cops/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
Freezenet<p>Woman calls 911 after the pizza delivery driver refused to deliver the pizza. Evidently, the live alligator on the driveway was a bit much.</p><p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/13/pizza-alligator-Bradenton-Florida/2671741881859/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/13/pi</span><span class="invisible">zza-alligator-Bradenton-Florida/2671741881859/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://noc.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Alligator" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Alligator</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Pizza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pizza</span></a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/Facepalm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Facepalm</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>This just feels very Florida. Only thing would've made it more Florida is if had been trying to avoid a gator. Please do NOT drink and drive.</p><p>&gt; Woman died after falling off golf cart driven by drunk driver who swerved to avoid parked car: Police <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-died-after-falling-off-golf-cart-driven-by-drunk-driver-who-swerved-to-avoid-parked-car-police/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-di</span><span class="invisible">ed-after-falling-off-golf-cart-driven-by-drunk-driver-who-swerved-to-avoid-parked-car-police/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TipsFromMasterCriminals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TipsFromMasterCriminals</span></a>: If you plan an assassination, don't ask the cops to give you a ride. </p><p>&gt; ‘I’m about to launch f—ing missiles’: Florida man vowed to make it Trump’s ‘last day on earth,’ called 911 to ask for a ride to the assassination, cops say <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-about-to-launch-f-ing-missiles-florida-man-vowed-to-make-it-trumps-last-day-on-earth-called-911-to-ask-for-a-ride-to-the-assassination-cops-say/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/im-about</span><span class="invisible">-to-launch-f-ing-missiles-florida-man-vowed-to-make-it-trumps-last-day-on-earth-called-911-to-ask-for-a-ride-to-the-assassination-cops-say/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
The AEGIS Alliance<p>Florida Man jewelry thief swallows $770K worth of Tiffany earrings just before he was arrested</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Crime</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Florida</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jewelry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jewelry</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>news</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Odd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Odd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/oddnews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oddnews</span></a><br><a href="https://theaegisalliance.com/2025/03/05/florida-man-jewelry-thief-swallows-770k-worth-of-tiffany-earrings-just-before-he-was-arrested/?fsp_sid=877" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theaegisalliance.com/2025/03/0</span><span class="invisible">5/florida-man-jewelry-thief-swallows-770k-worth-of-tiffany-earrings-just-before-he-was-arrested/?fsp_sid=877</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@patricks" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>patricks</span></a></span> <br>Penises can be super sad, too.<br>He looks like his is about to fall off from lack of use.<br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/MarcoRubio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MarcoRubio</span></a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/Rubio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rubio</span></a> <br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Dave Rahardja<p>Someone *has* to have the video to this.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cars</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/tantrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tantrum</span></a></p><p>“Gainesville police arrest man who crashed car into BMW dealership after being denied a test drive”</p><p><a href="https://www.wcjb.com/2025/02/25/gainesville-police-arrest-man-who-slammed-car-into-bmw-dealership-after-being-denied-test-drive/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">wcjb.com/2025/02/25/gainesvill</span><span class="invisible">e-police-arrest-man-who-slammed-car-into-bmw-dealership-after-being-denied-test-drive/</span></a></p>
Jason ON<p><a href="https://masto.ai/tags/Floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floridaman</span></a> charged with attempted murder, accused of shooting tourists he thought were <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/Palestinian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Palestinian</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-charged-attempted-murder-212916273.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">yahoo.com/news/florida-man-cha</span><span class="invisible">rged-attempted-murder-212916273.html</span></a></p><p>Mordechai Brafman is expected to be arraigned on two felony counts of attempted murder Tuesday after he allegedly shot and injured two men he thought were “Palestinian,” according to <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/MiamiBeach" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MiamiBeach</span></a> police.</p><p>Anyone want to guess whether or not he's <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a>?</p>
LilMikeSF<p><a href="https://c.im/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> Mordechai Brafman, 27, a plumber, who did a U turn in his pickup truck and opened fire on a car about 9:30 p.m. this past Saturday in <a href="https://c.im/tags/MiamiBeach" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MiamiBeach</span></a>. After arrest he told <a href="https://c.im/tags/Miami" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Miami</span></a> police the seventeen shots he proudly fired had killed two <a href="https://c.im/tags/Palestinians" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Palestinians</span></a>. </p><p>The gunshot <a href="https://c.im/tags/victims" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>victims</span></a>, who were <a href="https://c.im/tags/hospitalized" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>hospitalized</span></a> in critical condition and thus far have survived, are <a href="https://c.im/tags/jewish" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>jewish</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/tourists" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>tourists</span></a> from <a href="https://c.im/tags/Israel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Israel</span></a> named Ari and Yaron Rabi</p><p><a href="https://wapo.st/4gKikaO" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">wapo.st/4gKikaO</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/FreeGftLnk" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FreeGftLnk</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/SharedStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SharedStory</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/WellArmedMilitia" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>WellArmedMilitia</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/GunSense" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GunSense</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/FirstAmendmentFaves" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FirstAmendmentFaves</span></a></p>
Dave Rahardja<p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> fired 17 rounds into a random car without provocation because he thought the two occupants were Palestinians.</p><p>Turns out, the occupants were Israeli tourists.</p><p>Hate makes you stupid.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/hateCrime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hateCrime</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/17/us/brafman-miami-shooting-palestinian/index.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">cnn.com/2025/02/17/us/brafman-</span><span class="invisible">miami-shooting-palestinian/index.html</span></a></p>
quangobaud<p><a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a> sells out <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ukraine</span></a> </p><p>(... <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/floridamen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridamen</span></a> ... 🤔)</p>
Thor A. Hopland<p>Oh the inanity... <a href="https://snabelen.no/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> helps <a href="https://snabelen.no/tags/Hamas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hamas</span></a> thinking was doing the work of the <a href="https://snabelen.no/tags/IDF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IDF</span></a>.</p><p>Man in Florida 'shoots two <a href="https://snabelen.no/tags/Israelis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Israelis</span></a> he thought were <a href="https://snabelen.no/tags/Palestinian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Palestinian</span></a><br><a href="https://www.newarab.com/news/man-florida-shoots-two-israelis-he-thought-were-palestinian" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">newarab.com/news/man-florida-s</span><span class="invisible">hoots-two-israelis-he-thought-were-palestinian</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> exemplifying that wholesome, charitable, kind love that <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Christians" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christians</span></a> in church are well known for. </p><p>&gt; ‘Slammed the car door into her’: Florida man allegedly beats woman over handicapped parking space at church <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/slammed-the-car-door-into-her-florida-man-allegedly-beats-woman-over-handicapped-parking-space-at-church/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/slammed-</span><span class="invisible">the-car-door-into-her-florida-man-allegedly-beats-woman-over-handicapped-parking-space-at-church/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
LilMikeSF<p>34 yr old son of <a href="https://c.im/tags/basketball" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>basketball</span></a> great arrested for <a href="https://c.im/tags/Cocaine" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Cocaine</span></a> possession after <a href="https://c.im/tags/Lamborghini" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Lamborghini</span></a> of <a href="https://c.im/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> got stuck on train tracks in <a href="https://c.im/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Florida</span></a> following high speed <a href="https://c.im/tags/police" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>police</span></a> pursuit </p><p><a href="https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/2025/02/04/marcus-jordan-son-michael-traitors-ucf-arrested-florida-dui-cocaine/78209590007/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">heraldtribune.com/story/news/2</span><span class="invisible">025/02/04/marcus-jordan-son-michael-traitors-ucf-arrested-florida-dui-cocaine/78209590007/</span></a></p>
This Account Kills Fascists<p>Girl how much time you got?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a></p>
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