Ratatosk™<p>“MAGA: Make America Greenland’s Again” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>!<br />⚡️🇬🇱🐿️🇺🇸✨</p>
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Ratatosk™<p>“If you live in the northern hemisphere, your healthy <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelTax" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelTax</span></a> donations during <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelAwarenessMonth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelAwarenessMonth</span></a> will help squirrels survive the coming winter!” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>.<br />⚡️🐿️✨ <br /><a href="https://c.im/tags/sqrlpix" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sqrlpix</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“People post ‘welcome to Mastodon’ messages now and then with lists of who to follow, and yet so far I haven’t seen any list of deities or squirrels to follow here.” Thus wondereth the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a> during <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelAwarenessMonth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelAwarenessMonth</span></a>.<br />⚡️🐿️✨ <a href="https://c.im/tags/sqrlpix" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sqrlpix</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>Happy Squirrel Awareness Month! As <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>, I will work to help raise your awareness of squirrels. <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelFacts" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelFacts</span></a> <br />🎓🐿️🏛️🐿️📚<br /><a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelAwarenessMonth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelAwarenessMonth</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/sqrlpix" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sqrlpix</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>A message from the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>. ⚡️🐿️✨ <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelScrolling" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelScrolling</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/sqrlpix" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sqrlpix</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“Never mind guardian angels, squirrels are here to protect kind human!” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>. <br />⚡️🐿️✨ <a href="https://c.im/tags/sqrlpix" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sqrlpix</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://tech.lgbt/@rora_borealis" class="u-url mention">@<span>rora_borealis</span></a></span> “Yggdrasil blesses you for your kind offer.” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>!<br />⚡️🐿️✨<br /><a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Asgard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Asgard</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@macst3r" class="u-url mention">@<span>macst3r</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hessen.social/@eichkat3r" class="u-url mention">@<span>eichkat3r</span></a></span> “Who hast summoned me, the Primal Squirrel who planted Yggdrasil before Asgard even existed?” Thus asketh the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>! <br />✨🐿️✨</p>
Ratatosk™<p>“You know it’s true.” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>! <br />⚡️🐿️✨<br /><a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelMeme</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://c.im/@capnthommo" class="u-url mention">@<span>capnthommo</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@NIH_LLAMAS" class="u-url mention">@<span>NIH_LLAMAS</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://masto.ai/@Nonilex" class="u-url mention">@<span>Nonilex</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff" class="u-url mention">@<span>GottaLaff</span></a></span> “All squirrels are known to me!” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>!<br />⚡️🐿️✨</p>
Ratatosk™<p>“Squirrels will always give you respect if you respect squirrels. And squirrels would be happy to come into your home and set a drey in your attic or foyer.” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>!<br />⚡️🐿️✨ <br /><a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“I would like to thank this bird<br />for preventing any young, inexperienced squirrels from eating a slice of pizza that some human carelessly left outside.” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>.<br />⚡️🐿️✨ … … … 🐿️🚫🍕</p>
Ratatosk™<p>“Sometimes, humans call out to me, Ratatosk the one true Norse Squirrel God™️, for help. I sometimes respond by sending an avatar to Midgard.” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>! <br />⚡️🐿️✨ <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/norse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>norse</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“What if I pretended to hibernate even though squirrels don’t do that, but stayed in my drey for three months watching movies and reading books?” Thus asketh the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>.<br />⚡️📺🐿️📚✨<br /><a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelWisdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelWisdom</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“For your consideration in March Mammal Madness in 2025, the African Giant Squirrel, Protoxerus stangeri.” Thus lobbyeth the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>. <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Mammals_Suck" class="u-url mention">@<span>Mammals_Suck</span></a></span> <br />🇰🇪🐿️🌍 <a href="https://c.im/tags/2024MMM" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2024MMM</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/2025MMM" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2025MMM</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelsOfTheWorld" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelsOfTheWorld</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/africa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>africa</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“I am once again asking you to support Team Rodent in <a href="https://c.im/tags/2024MMM" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>2024MMM</span></a> for March Mammal Madness!” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>. <br />⚡️🐿️✨<br /><a href="https://c.im/tags/TeamRodent" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TeamRodent</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/sqrlpix" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sqrlpix</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/rodents" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>rodents</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/scicomm" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>scicomm</span></a><br />🐹🦫🐁🏆🐀🐿️🐭<br /><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/norsesquirrelgod/742744845319274496/i-am-once-again-asking-you-to-support-team-rodent" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">tumblr.com/norsesquirrelgod/74</span><span class="invisible">2744845319274496/i-am-once-again-asking-you-to-support-team-rodent</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“Remember, don’t let the <a href="https://c.im/tags/RomanDownerGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RomanDownerGod</span></a> Saturn ruin your weekends! Today is always called <a href="https://c.im/tags/Ratatoskday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ratatoskday</span></a>!” Thus spake the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>.<br />⚡️🐿️✨ <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Norse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Norse</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p>“As <a href="https://c.im/tags/SquirrelAppreciationDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SquirrelAppreciationDay</span></a> approaches, have you considered following me?” Thus asketh the one true <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>.<br />⚡️🐿️✨ <a href="https://c.im/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a></p>
Ratatosk™<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity" class="u-url mention">@<span>SwiftOnSecurity</span></a></span> “Which one?” Thus asketh the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>! <br />⚡️🐿️✨</p>
Ratatosk™<p>“Imagine a world where a decision to convert made under duress was an accepted way of expressing faith.” Thus hypothetically pondereth the <a href="https://c.im/tags/NorseSquirrelGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorseSquirrelGod</span></a>.<br />⚡️🐿️✨ <a href="https://c.im/tags/skydivingbaby" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>skydivingbaby</span></a></p>
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