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Extremely typical conversation with my 2-yr-old #toddler son (over apple slices):
HE: some turtles are boys.
ME: what?
HE: somekindofturtlesareboys!
ME: .... some kind of turtles?
HE: SOME turtles.
ME: some turtles?
HE: sometimes turtles are boys.
ME: OK.
HE: Yeah.
ME: Are you saying sometimes turtles are boys, and sometimes they're girls?
HE: No, SOME turtles are boys.
ME: ....
HE: (chomps apple)
ME: Do you mean sometimes boys pretend to be turtles?
HE: Some ARE turtles.
ME: Are you talking about the #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles?
HE: Yeah, THEY are boys.
ME: Well, that's true.