(narration is actually GBD)
"Most people live life on the path we set for them, too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while, people like you come along, who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it."
[Mary: Replacing their hats with actual cats would have added a lot. ]
[Mary: I'm also glad I didn't spend my time watching that. ]
(continued narration): "I think that's the Chairman's real plan: that maybe one day we won't write the plan. You will."
OH MY FUCKING GOD