@AlisonCreekside
A little comedy for the #MagaMoron crowd:
THE ENTIRE POINT of #DonnieDumbass' #tariffs is to force foreign corporations to move here to avoid paying the #tariff.
If #Canada becomes a state, those companies WOULDN'T NEED to move. In fact, it would make it EASIER for companies to MOVE THERE. 
#TooStupidToBePresident
@georgetakei
At the time, #DonnieDumbass bragged that his #USMCA free trade deal (his replacement for #NAFTA) "will be fantastic for all!" 
#TooStupidToBePresident #DisasterPresidency
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-46402977
@GottaLaff
Something for the folks who voted for #DonnieDumbass b/c he's supposedly such a "great businessman":
The #DOW close on the final Friday before the inauguration: 43,478.83
DOW close today: 40,813.81
A loss of 2,665.02 (6.1% in just 53 days.)
#TrumpRecession #Jenius
@GottaLaff
Back when The #ElongatedMuskrat blew an absurd $44B buying #Twitter (only to then drive it into the ground), I started predicting #MuskWillBeBankruptInADecade.
He's well on his way (and why he's using his power as #DonnieDumbass' Svengali to lock in some contracts to ensure those gov't dollars keep rolling in long after #DonTheCon is gone.)
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5182848-musks-spacex-confirms-starlink-lease-agreement-with-faa/
#Maddow reported last night: After Democrats introduced a bill for Congress to use its authority to end #DonnieDumbass' "Economic Emergency" to end his disastrous #tariffs "after 15 days", #SpeakerMonitorMyJohnson simply declared this session to be "one long day" so that the "15 day" timeframe never ends (and they don't have to offend Dear Leader.) #SpinelessWeasels
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/house-republicans-literally-alter-time-to-avoid-responsibility-for-trump-wrecking-the-economy-234171974002
@thecommongreen
Rachel #Maddow reporting last night that The #ElongatedMuskrat wants to install his "Starlink" as the backbone of the entire FAA/airlines communication system.
Imagine something so massive entirely dependent upon his one company long after #DonnieDumbass leaves office.
Not only would it mean BILLIONS in profits for his failing private company in perpetuity, but he has already threatened #Poland & #Ukraine that how he can turn it off on a whim.
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-puts-u-s-at-risk-with-increasing-reliance-on-musk-and-starlink-234049093674
@augieray
I posted on Xitter about a year ago that the #ElongatedMuskrat would be bankrupt inside a decade.
I believe he fought so hard to get #DonnieDumbass elected b/c he knows how easy it is to manipulate him, and make changes that awards himself giant contracts, remove regulations on his corporations, and give himself massive tax cuts all out of fear of going broke (and ironically could be manufacturing his own demise.)
"We are setting records now. Records like nobody has ever seen before." -
#DonnieDumbass BRAGGING about the economic impact of his #tariffs WHILE the #StockMarket was plunging. #TooStupidToBePresident #DisasterPresidency
Added to my #DonnieDumbass Hall of Fame:
WE ALL KNOW T**** is #PutinsPuppet and trusts Vlad more than anyone else on Earth...
But when confronted w/the truth that Putin's a liar & a warmonger, INCREASING THE BOMBING of innocent civilians as he takes advantage of T**** yanking military support from #Ukraine, he CONTINUES to defend Putin & make excuses for him. 
T**** will never change, but SHAME ON #REPUBLICANS for allowing this mockery of decency to continue. (1:45) #PutinIsAWarCriminal
THE NEW TALKING POINT:
"This isn't a #TradeWar, it's a #DrugWar."
#Lutnick made this point on #MtP, and then Economic Director #Hasset flat out said it on ABC's #ThisWeek.
They are starting to realize #DonnieDumbass' #tariffs are going to RAISE prices and spike #inflation after running on the promise they would do the opposite, so they are test-flying a new justification for their disastrous #TradePolicy: #Fentanyl (despite how little comes from #Canada.)
I hate to agree with #Republican critics on anything, but #FnS reported (I hadn't seen this) a #PathetiSad "#ChooseYourFighter" video put out by #Democratic women in the House. "Democrats are struggling on how to respond" to President #DonnieDumbass' "historic speech Tuesday night."
#AlGreen disrupting the speech. Dems holding "auction paddles" to protest. And now this "videogame" inspired intro?
Do they REALLY think this is what is going to win back the House in 2026?
#JFC. #DonnieDumbass ALREADY gave #Hamas an ultimatum once to release the #hostages "or else", and then did nothing, reinforcing the idea he's a sad bully who thinks everyone will do whatever he wants if he just threatens them (see: #Ukraine.)
Despite that, HE DID IT AGAIN, and his lead negotiator Adam #Boehler on #FnS actually said, "It may SEEM like an empty threat until he follows thru."
THAT'S WHAT AN "EMPTY THREAT" IS, MORON! #DisasterPresidency #TooStupidToBePresident
@VeroniqueB99
I remind everyone that Gov. Rick "Oops" Perry wanted to abolish the Dept of Energy (it was the third agency whose name he couldn't remember), believing the agency wasn't necessary b/c "all it does is promote American oil sales."
EVEN AFTER Perry was informed what the agency actually does, #DonnieDumbass STILL appointed him to run the agency.
Perry may have learned, but 4 years later, #TheDumestManToEverServeAsPresident apparently STILL doesn't know what the agency does.
@Green_Footballs
Meyers played the clip of #DonnieDumbass running down the ludicrous list of #SocialSecurity checks being sent out to impossibly old people (obvious fraud.)
Did ANYONE stop to total those numbers? It comes to...
22,401,041 
According to the Social Security Administration, there are 73 Million people on SS.
22M people would be THIRTY PERCENT of all Social Security checks being sent out are fraudulent. 
Is he out of his Finger Lickin' mind? How MF'ing stupid are they?
BE ON THE ALERT:
Tomorrow's #JobsReport for the month of February is expected to be terrible (the January report where #Biden was still Potus until Jan 20th) was one of the lowest in four years as #DonnieDumbass' policies dragged the numbers down. February's report will be after his first full month as president, and it is expected to be half of what it was in January.
SO NATURALLY, #DonTheCon's Administration is already preparing to fudge the numbers:
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/maddow-warns-of-likelihood-of-trump-admin-cooking-economic-stats-to-hide-poor-performance-233619013792
@Itchy
#FactCheck dot org noted that once again, #DonnieDumbass falsely claimed w/o evidence:
“[P]eople from mental institutions and insane asylums were released into our country.”
I honestly believe when he heard the term "Asylum Seekers", The #MoronInChief thinks it means "insane asylums." #TooStupidToBePresident
@NinaBernstein1
As Rachel Maddow pointed out last night:
"The president introduced #ElonMusk as the man in charge of #DOGE... in DIRECT CONTRADICTION of what they told a Federal judge. Expect to see this in court." #SotU #DonnieDumbass #TooStupidToBePresident
I honestly believe the stories of how someone showed #DonnieDumbass a flattened map that makes #Greenland appear enormous and he thinks it's loaded with "untapped wealth". #TooStupidToBePresident
@br00t4c
I tuned in for the evening news to discover #DementiaDon had been droning on for two hours (officially, 94 minutes) and the reporter mentioning how #DonnieDumbass spoke of how the countries he put a #tariff on would be the one's paying the tariff. #TooStupidToBePresident #DisasterPresidency
