WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!
In 2025, I’m trying to watch ALL of the ‘amazing’ films from FULL MOON, so I’m choosing three a month from the list. If you want to watch them and discuss them, you can find most of them for free these days on sites like #tubi and #plex. Expand this post to see this month’s selections.
Use hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC) and remember: The only BAD movie is a BORING movie. These #FullMoonFeatures films are NOT boring.
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'TALES FROM THE GRAVE' (2002) "From forbidden worlds come deadly and chilling tales: 'Beyond Death,' 'Brides of the Dead,' 'Chill Challenge,' 'The Rotten Dead." This is one of those cool anthology films like 'Cat's Eye' or 'Tales from the Darkside.' I'm guessing it was inspired by the latter more than the former.
Here's the whole movie, courtesy of #FullMoonFeatures
'THAT AIN'T NO BEAR!! THAT'S A BIG FREAKIN' RAT!!' 
I watched ‘CREEPOZOIDS’ for the #MBMC and was NOT disappointed. The synth soundtrack permeates this 80s flick like all the other low-budget sci fi films of this era and Linnea Quigley is a doll (as usual). The story is nothing that deep. Standard post-apocalyptic robots and aliens. This scratched a nostalgia itch for me. Staying up late to watch movies like this on USA Up All Night, hosted by the gorgeous Rhonda Shear. 
Tonight's BAD movie has a post-apocalyptic Linnea Quigley in it. How long into the film before she finds a shower, ya think?
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'MURDERBOT' (2023) "When a sentient female robot goes on a berserk killing spree, a group of young people fight for their lives while the mad scientists who created her try to stop the slaughter."
I think next year I'm going to do an all Jim Wynorski films year for the #MBMC
Here's the whole movie, courtesy of #FullMoonFeatures
I watched ‘CASTLE FREAK’ for the #MBMC and I can't say I recommend it. I always say the only bad movie is a boring movie and I just couldn’t get into this one. It’s a shame too, because usually Jeffrey Combs makes any movie better. The pacing for this film was just too slow and I found myself fast forwarding through a lot of it. Maybe I just wasn’t in the mood for it. Either way, it was disappointing. 
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'BAD CGI GATOR' (2023) "Six college grads get a cabin in the swampland's of Georgia. They decide to throw their school laptops in a backyard lake in an act of youthful defiance, which unknowingly turns an alligator into a dreaded and insatiable CGI creature."
Here's the whole movie, courtesy of #FullMoonFeatures
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'SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA' (1988) "As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell."
If you've never seen this movie, you have NO excuse now. Here's the whole movie, courtesy of #FullMoonFeatures
I watched ‘BAD CHANNELS’ for the #MBMC and the first thing I’ll say is WOW, Martha Quinn was such a BAD actor. Like, I expect to see bad acting in these films, but she was clearly only in this due to her popularity as a ‘VJ’ on MTV (look it up, kids). Overall, this was pretty cool. Lots of gross practical effects and some fun creature design for the aliens. I'm sure it was a lot of fun to make.
Listen closely. Tonight's BAD movie will be playing on all CHANNELS!! 
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'KILLJOY' (2002) "Move over Pennywise! A clown doll brought to life by magic tries to kill those responsible for murdering its owner. Deep in an inner-city hell, a ghastly figure is killing off the bad guys. A vigilante, or a demon? For the beautiful high school student, JADA, that's the question that will bring her face to face with the killer clown."
Here's the whole movie, courtesy of #FullMoonFeatures
I watched Bring Her to Me for the Mastodon Bad Movie Club, and if the only bad movie is a boring movie, then this isn’t bad at all. I didn’t know there was such a niche. It’s only an hour long and has four actors and locations. They definitely know how to work with their budget.
WELCOME to BAD MOVIE CLUB!!
In 2025, I’m trying to watch ALL of the ‘amazing’ films from FULL MOON, so I’m choosing three a month from the list. If you want to watch them and discuss them, you can find most of them for free these days on sites like #tubi and #plex. Expand this post to see this month’s selections.
Use hashtag #MastodonBadMovieClub (or #MBMC) and remember: The only BAD movie is a BORING movie. These #FullMoonFeatures films are NOT boring.
FULL MOON FEATURE
'THE CREEPS' (1997) "Mad scientist brings Dracula, the Wolfman, the Mummy, and Frankenstein's Monster to life... but there's a problem and they end up three feet tall."
If you've never seen this, it's #Youtube in a special 'NOIR' version (with an intro from Charles Band). Here's the whole movie in all its black and white glory, courtesy of #FullMoonFeatures
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'DARK ANGEL: THE ASCENT' (1994) "A woman destined for freedom manages to escape Hell. When she arrives from the sewers of Earth, she decides to punish Sinners. But the last thing she expected to find was love."
Here's the whole movie on #youtube courtesy of #FullMoonFeatures
