Boy, Bart! Laddie's the best dog in the world! He's nothing like your old dog.
Santa's Little Helper? Guess I was the only one who loved him.
You got that right! Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Yeah. He was a great dog.
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What did you do today, Bart?
What didn't I do?
"Boy Discovers Comet."
What?
"A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet... to be known as the Bart Simpson Comet." Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
But then you've always been proud of me.
Yes...
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Mmm! Delicious!
Now, Krusty, I hear it's your birthday... so I got your mother's recipe for matzohbrei.
Hey, I don't do The Jewish stuff on the air.
But, Hershel, bubbeleh--
Ix-nay on the ew-Jay. Roll the cartoon.
It's so sad that Krusty is ashamed of his roots.
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@the_etrain Eating pie: the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems #Simpsons
Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80% while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%?
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
I see. What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Touché.
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Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do
We do.
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do
We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do
We do.
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do.
We do.
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Softball starts this week.
Softball?
Who's next?
Count me out.
Not me.
No way.
What's the matter with you guys?
Last year we were 2 and 28.
It wasn't our best season.
Actually, it was.
This year it's gonna be different.
What makes you so damn sure?
I have a secret weapon.
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Why are you people avoiding me?
Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of death?
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You know that feeling you get... when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now.
Ooh! Bacon!
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Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said.
If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is-
Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all. Nothin' at all. Nothin' at all.
Ahh! Stupid sexy Flanders!
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You, food bag, do you have a son?
Yes, sir, I do.
And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse. He's a little wiener who…
Fascinating. Good night.
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Season 9, Episode 1: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
Season 9, Episode 1: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
That's s so cool! I had always wanted to add "Krusty's Fun House" for MS-DOS to my retro collection. I've had the floppy disk for years (thanks flyers_80!), but I could never find the correct manual to answer all those pesky copy protection questions.
Tonight I found out, there's a beautiful PDF version of the correct manual within the current eXoDOS collection. All of a sudden, the problem is solved and I can finally play the game! Yay!
If you want it, here's the original disk image, uploaded by flyers_80 in 2017: https://archive.org/details/KrustysFunHouseAcclaim199335Kryoflux.7z
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