I have a pet tree.

It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.

I've read that the Intelligence Community has a newspaper ️ and it's so secret that even the ads are classified.

10yo: Are there any chips left?

Me: I think there’s one little bag left.

10yo (looking): Yeah, there’s a little bag of potato chips left. Just one.

Me: Okay good, you can have it.

10yo: The Last of Utz

I see Slawter's tag all over the place. Wouldn't it be great if Slawter's first name was Cole?

Ich khruang, also bin ich.

Khruangbin - A La Sala Album

A political #pun of sorts #uspol

Here's a dumb joke to start off your weekend (I put this together for a flyer for a community garden).

I went down to the paint store to get thinner.

It didn't work.

I'm still fat.

Now that's how you write good die-a-log

@writers @writingcommunity @writing @humour
@puns

#WritingMemes #Memes
#Pun #Puns #PlayOnWords
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon
#BoostingIsSharing

Spring is the cure for whatever ales you.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

Woulda Coulda Shoulda... Gouda?

If there ever was a "cheese remorse".

Rust programmers like the band Dire traits.

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#meme #memes #tng #startrek #Picard #Riker #scfi #future #pun #dadjokes #moan #cringe #lol

What is a dandelion?

A well-dressed (in an archaic way) lion.