Each morning and evening I eat
Not bananas but fruit that is sweet
Such as raspberries, straw-
berries, peaches and more,
But it's melons I save for a treat

Not surprisingly, "Trump doubles down on..." is becoming an over-used, albeit exceedingly appropriate, headline phrase.

There once was a dentist named Sloan
Who started his practice with a Loan
When he succumbed to Proclivity
And filled the wrong Cavity
What he heard was a moan, not a Groan

[13:17] Limerick hurler Kyle Hayes set to avoid jail sentence

A judge at Limerick Circuit Court has told Limerick hurler Kyle Hayes that he will avoid a three-month jail sentence if he is deemed suitable for community service.

https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2025/0321/1503279-kyle-hayes/

#LimerickCircuitCourt #Limerick #KyleHayes #three_month

#WritersCoffeeClub

March 21: Happy World Poetry Day! Share your most poetic lines.

There once was a Scotsman named Jock
Who had an extremely long cock
He wrapped it around
His belly and down
Through his trousers and into his sock.

There was a man named Harry Coover
A mishap with a train put him in a comer!
It also ruined his left shoe,
so he invited super glue,
Now Coover is a faster mover

#GlueASongPoemOrLimerick
#HashTagGames
#limerick

There was a young lady from chester,
who stood in a field and undressed her,
a copper came by,
and said what a beauty,
it took 24 hours to arrest her

'Hey garton! Vous recommend horse?'
'Naturellement; ze chef's tour de force.
Whole or half? + l'orange?'
'Je suis faim; I will mange
A complete one, with bFchemal sauce

While swimming around in the Med
A small haddock heard music ahead
And said, 'Mom, is that Bach?'
'Well it could be, but hark;
'Tis that tuna of pianos', she said

[14:04] Judge adjourns decision on Kyle Hayes' suspended sentence

A judge at Limerick Circuit Court has adjourned his decision on whether to activate a two-year suspended sentence for violent disorder imposed on Limerick hurler Kyle Hayes last March.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2025/0319/1502894-kyle-hayes/

#LimerickCircuitCourt #two_year #Limerick #KyleHayes #lastMarch

A percussionist out of St. Peete
Had a drum set made only of 'Treet'
He said, with a pause
When asked 'Why?' 'Because
I like sitting 'round beating my meat

There once was a man named Fred,
His wife wouldn't give any head,
so he jumped on his horse,
to get a divorce,
but jumped off and jacked off instead

I'm sitting here reading this stuff
Contemplating my navel. The fluff
It's collected today
I will vacuum away
If my Hoover is powerful enough

Greg was a wee lad from Belfast
Whose bombs, they made quite the blast
He said just today
'If I joined the I.R.A.
British rule would be a thing of the past

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

With spring in focus
And winter's hocus pocus
In the blink of an eye
In the garden I spy
Magic visions of crocus!

A Limerick seemed fitting today. :())

#dailyhaikuprompt crocus

ART
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/charming-crocus-floral-art-sharon-cummings.html

There once was a man from Brighton
who said to his girl 'You're a tight one!'
she said 'Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole!,
Theres plenty of room in the right one

There was a policeman from Andover Junction
Whose organ just wouldn't function
Throughout his married life
He deceived his poor wife
With a Wiltshire Constabulary truncheon

Windy Limerick
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/03/16/windy-limerick/