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"Give us plastic straws or we will tear apart Canada"

#Childish #TemperTantrum #UnCanadian

Hand Basket

My current audiobook is making me feel like an immature child and it is giving me the giggles.

I am listening to Recursion by Blake Crouch. I’m about 2/3 of the way through and I am really digging it. I keep thinking I know where it’s going and then it curves off to someplace totally unexpected. That’s not what this post is about though.

This post is about how I am a nine year old goofball. One of the characters is named Helena. Every time one of the two readers says the character’s name I insert the words hand basket immediately after it.

Helena (hand basket) said hello.

Helena (hand basket) did something.

Every time I do it I feel like I am going to giggle. What a goof. Sometimes I think that I am going to stop it and I do… briefly. I stop inserting hand basket but instead I insert the word bucket.

Helena (bucket) walked down the hall.

Helena (bucket) opened the door.

Yeah, I am a child. A goofy, lame, immature child.

Quebec library straddling the US-Canada border for 121 years inspires childish behaviour from moronic U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, who "walked in through that front door on the American side and stepped back and forth across the border tape on the library floor, while repeating Donald Trump's trademark taunts: “U.S.A. No. 1,” and, Canada “the 51st state.”" #kristinoemisanazi #childish #MAGA #bookburning #library #Canada https://www.thestar.com/politics/political-opinion/donald-trumps-america-throws-the-book-at-a-symbol-of-cross-border-friendship/article_b7a63ea6-bfb1-4d32-bbc8-5cdbaff0a2ea.html

The worst version of “Yes I can / No you can’t”

https://www.starkeith.net/coredump/2025/03/25/the-worst-version-of-yes-i-can-no-you-cant/

There has never been a better time to cut all ties with the U.S. than right now.

As the toddler in chief throws yet another tantrum and berates Volodymyr Zelenskyy, DT's increasingly erratic, unhinged and outright evil behavior has made him not only the most Childish Person in the World, but also The Most Dangerous Person In The World. He _MUST_ be removed.

https://apnews.com/article/zelenskyy-security-guarantees-trump-meeting-washington-eebdf97b663c2cdc9e51fa346b09591d

"As #riches [and #power] increase, #virtue decreases: the one is honoured, the other despised; the one cultivated, the other neglected". Plato, The Republic.

And thus #childish #dinos rule the world.
And we let them.

#consciousnessevolution
@geopolitics @politics
@society @education

Yep, that's it. I cannot add any more tests to this repo.