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Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES

"You're open to anything, eh?"

"Yeah, that's what I wrote in my profile."

"Kiss me, then."

"What?"

"Prove that you're open to anything. Kiss me."

"No. I'm not gay!"

"But you're open to ANY-THING!"

"My profile also says that I'm straight."

"Yes, but still open to anything."

"Well, the straight bit wins."

"You lied."

"How so?"

"You said you were open to anything."

"I mean that I'm relatively open-minded."

"Why not say this, then?"

"Say what?"

"That you are open-minded. Why did you have to say that you're open to anything?"

"I don't know."

"Why did you think I was interested in you?"

"Oh, I thought you wanted to sell me cell phone service."

"Well... that's not untrue."

"See!"

"At first, yes, I wanted to sell you cell phone service, but when I saw your eyes, my heart melted."

#anything#OpenMinded#straight
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