Hand Basket
My current audiobook is making me feel like an immature child and it is giving me the giggles.
I am listening to Recursion by Blake Crouch. I’m about 2/3 of the way through and I am really digging it. I keep thinking I know where it’s going and then it curves off to someplace totally unexpected. That’s not what this post is about though.
This post is about how I am a nine year old goofball. One of the characters is named Helena. Every time one of the two readers says the character’s name I insert the words hand basket immediately after it.
Helena (hand basket) said hello.
Helena (hand basket) did something.
Every time I do it I feel like I am going to giggle. What a goof. Sometimes I think that I am going to stop it and I do… briefly. I stop inserting hand basket but instead I insert the word bucket.
Helena (bucket) walked down the hall.
Helena (bucket) opened the door.
Yeah, I am a child. A goofy, lame, immature child.